Pester Rant

May 21

Have I ever told you you’re my favourite person? Because I need to, like, significantly more often.
Aww….thank you. I clearly think you’re pretty awesome too.

May 21

Anonymous asked: 1, 3, 4, 8, 31. 33, 42, 45.

01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?

He’s the smartest and funniest person I’ve met in a long time. He gets my fandom references along with understanding my love of law and politics while still disliking humanity without thinking I’m a freak. Also he’s really kind, charming, and the prettiest eyes. But I lacked the courage to ever tell him that and we’re both fairly awkward and he’s brilliant and I am hopelessly boring and he is endlessly fascinating. So I all I can do is throw myself on my bed and think that if people were rain, I was a drizzle and he was a hurricane.

03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?

Holy hell, it’s late, I have school tomorrow (today!) I should probably shut down my computer. But that would require saying goodnight to him. Compromise: Put laptop on desk and let it shut itself off. God he’s adorable when he sleeps.

04: what are you listening to?

Pandora: Pumped Up Kicks- Foster The People

08: favorite song ?

You’re asking me to pick among my children. But…uh, I dunno. I’m pretty fond of Lights by Ellie Goulding right now. Give it five minutes, it’ll be Heart Attack or I Love It or People Like Us or Can’t Hold Us or Troublemaker or Damn These Vampires or something. Whatever my iPod or Pandora wants to pick at the moment.

31: what were you doing an hour ago?

Filling out scholarship forms while eating dinner. Damn sequester.

33: are you wearing jeans right now?

Yeah, but I but I’m going to fix that right now.

42: do you like meeting new people?

I’m open to it. Most people I run into are morons, arrogant assholes, or criminals. Or some combination of the three. So new people tend to be a headache waiting to happen. But avoid all those things, and I’m totally open to it.

45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?

No, the most people say is “Hey, follow my finger with your eyes. Did you know they are out of sync? Can you cross your eyes? Wait, shit, when did you start wearing glasses?” Yes, universe, I have a lazy eye and need reading glasses. Shut up.

Why anon? You wanna change that?

May 20

nerdgirl-fangirl:

Yeah, I don’t think that we do normal

May 20

these are quite interesting

  • 01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
  • 02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
  • 03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
  • 04: what are you listening to?
  • 05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
  • 06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
  • 07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
  • 08: favorite song ?
  • 09: kiss on the first date?
  • 10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
  • 11: are you seriously happy with where you are in life?
  • 12: is there something you would like to say to someone?
  • 13: what are three things you did today?
  • 14: would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over?
  • 15: what is your favorite kind of gum?
  • 16: are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends?
  • 17: what is on your wrists right now?
  • 18: ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with?
  • 19: does anyone have strong feelings for you?
  • 20: are you slowly drifting away from someone?
  • 21: have you ever wasted your time on someone?
  • 22: can you do the alphabet in sign language?
  • 23: how have you felt today?
  • 24: you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on?
  • 25: what is wrong with you right now?
  • 26: is there anyone you’re really disappointed in?
  • 27: would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now?
  • 28: why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore?
  • 29: how late did you stay up last night and why?
  • 30: when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
  • 31: what were you doing an hour ago?
  • 32: what are you looking forward to in the next month?
  • 33: are you wearing jeans right now?
  • 34: are you a patient person?
  • 35: do you think you can last in a relationship for three months?
  • 36: favorite color?
  • 37: did you have a dream last night?
  • 38: are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
  • 39: if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be?
  • 40: do you love anyone who is not related to you?
  • 41: if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you?
  • 42: do you like meeting new people?
  • 43: are you afraid of falling in love?
  • 44: ever self-harmed or starved yourself?
  • 45: has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?
  • 46: have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough?
May 20

onbrokenwingswefall:

heyfunniest:

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oh my god I’m crying. this is officially the best post on the Internet!

(Source: mcavoyster)

May 20
jaddicusfinch:

nkfr:

that shit looks like when you complete it you let out an ancient curse. 

Fucking shadow games

jaddicusfinch:

nkfr:

that shit looks like when you complete it you let out an ancient curse. 

Fucking shadow games

May 20
squeewentthefangirl:

YOU GUYS.
Okay, the caps were completely necessary.
The photo is from the JK Rowling Room at The Sylvia Beach Hotel. 
It’s a hotel in Oregon WHERE EACH ROOM IS DESIGNED AFTER A BOOK.
I HAVE FOUND MY HOMELAND.
They have a Tolkien Room and and F Scott Fitzgerald Room and OMFG GIMME GIMME GIMME

squeewentthefangirl:

YOU GUYS.

Okay, the caps were completely necessary.

The photo is from the JK Rowling Room at The Sylvia Beach Hotel. 

It’s a hotel in Oregon WHERE EACH ROOM IS DESIGNED AFTER A BOOK.

I HAVE FOUND MY HOMELAND.

They have a Tolkien Room and and F Scott Fitzgerald Room and OMFG GIMME GIMME GIMME

May 20

saddumbgirl:

idk if you say possesive things like “you’re mine” i get all melty and weird and will probably fall in love with you 

(Source: plantkitten)

May 20

inbox me 1 thing you wanna know about me.

(Source: ayoson)

May 19
angryintellectual:
May 19

GO ON ANON AND ASK ME THE MOST AWKWARD QUESTION YOU CAN THINK OF. IF I CAN’T PUBLISH IT, YOU WIN.

theangelintheshadows:

thinkinsidethebluebox:

barfingunicorn:

i-kiss-boys-with-tattoos:

turtle-perry1:

ticklemyjanoskian:

fireretardantzombies:

image

omg do this i will cry

Nobody has ever won this. Ever.

DO IT NOW

Please guys

I bet no one has the balls.

I TURNED ON ANON FOR THIS YOU MOFUCKAS BETTER DO IT

Good luck.

Did this before and it got so bad that I’d never thought I’d do it again…but I am.

(Source: awaken-the-sirens)

May 19
improbablenormality:

jessannedraws:

Found this while doing a school project a while back. There was nothing else written on the stone.

improbablenormality:

jessannedraws:

Found this while doing a school project a while back. There was nothing else written on the stone.

image

May 19

(Source: bellamyyoung)

May 19
May 18
welshmullet:

Can I get a snow globe of this?

welshmullet:

Can I get a snow globe of this?

(Source: webbysite98)